Were it not for the epidemic of pneumonic plague in 2009 that wiped out our editorial staff, today we are celebrating this milestone with a toast at the end of a large public event . Celebrate however, as provided for the ritual: I will go to the cemetery with the victims' families together and rail against God for having snatched our loved ones. After the ceremony, dig up the remains poor and carry around in buses throughout the city, dressed up and pretending they are still alive. You are all invited.
closest friends have asked me to write a few lines, however, for a budget sinteitzzare experience and draw the lines of development for the future. Here's my speech, entitled "fifteen things I learned writing this blog."
1) Recent studies of the paleontologist Yuri Berton, sample Sapientino in the Eighties in Cuttack, have shown that velociraptor not break down the prey with their claws violent, but throwing bananas at them. Once stunned the victim, the reptile cocooned in a web, to eat at your leisure. Berton claims to have learned these things after being electrocuted while playing Allegro surgeon.
2) Marco Ferreri Polesine in the seventies turned into the movie "fascist shit, Garibaldi wants to be mayor", set in an Italy surreal where a anzianissimo Giuseppe Garibaldi returned to fight to free Lendinara by the fascists. It was inspired by the first reenactment of the Risorgimento lendinarese, then reduced to conventional canons.
3) There is much talk of the first Soviet and American space missions, but no one remembers the space program of the Congolese leader Patrice Lumumba. It was launched into orbit around the Earth by sending a flamingo named Gerard. The capsule was traveling on, however, was lost in space. Who had a good telescope can see it crashed into the lunar surface. It is said that Gerard is still alive.
4) Few people know this, but Lexie has also produced the only gay porn on the Battle of Little Big Horn, where at the end Custer is granted to the Indians win in a huge bukkake.
5) Among the modern versions of Christianity, there is the cult of the Virgin Vector, a derivation that starts to spread in the early nineties in the world of computer graphics. Adherents argue that the continuous improvement of the quality of reproduction is a path to perfection that is proper to the divine. The meeting between the immanent and transcendent, according to this cult, will come when breeding techniques have achieved absolute perfection.
6) data indicate that the police of Rovigo in the 2008-2010 period fell by 18% in cases of clowns who have killed people and then eat it.
7) The last mammoth was gay. They died out because of him.
8) The chicken is believed to be the most stupid animal on earth. Nevertheless, no chicken appears to have never spoken from the stage of Pontida. This dilemma haunts many scientists.
9) In Italy the brothers Flint, favolieri Las Roques, New Mexico, is little known. But in the U.S. are considered the heirs of Grimm. Their most famous fairy tale, "The prince shit", tells of a prince turned into a turd by the curse of a witch. Only the kiss of a woman can return to human form. Ultimately content with that of a transsexual with fetish mania. After returning human becomes the first director of a Fiat subsidiary in Poland, then designer of the company (his futuristic Fiat Bamba), then President of the Council of Ministers.
10) Professor. Tony Cajelli Christian Workers of the University has found that if Photocopy a sheet upside down and will be printed upside down, do not need to photocopy it straight but you just shoot it. A discovery that enabled the Italian public entities to save 45% of paper each year.
11) The sphincter of the earthworm has had numerous applications in the production of carriers Apollo.
12) Califfone Rizzato was a noted singer of melodic music, born Lugo di Romagna in 1943. He went straight to for commercial reasons, but guilty of scandal when he killed with an oboe guitarist, Mick Capello, after discovering he had an affair with his wife's lover. Not the classic drama of jealousy, in short. "It all seemed too complicated for my mind," he said, before being fried in the electric chair in the prison of Pordenone, in 1977.
13) The Civil Code also provides that the Vatican Indians on horseback could come to San Pietro, provided that the horses wear long trousers.
14) Ceausescu lived for years in Sasso Marconi, with a fictitious identity, protected by loyal former Italian Communist Party. On his place a double was killed, made in a laboratory in Panama by a team of scientists, that they availed themselves of American know-how developed in the famous Area 51 in the Nevada desert. Following Noriega used the episode to wrest concessions to the Americans, who responded by bombing the country. But that's another story.
15) Quentin Tarantino is about to do a remake of the Italian film "Journey to Pippon" (1988), Palmiro Casarotti, Livorno expatriate director in Hollywood, where he turned several low budget film for the home video market, designed to children who could not afford the tapes of Disney. In this film, Jerome, a gay singer from Portland, arrived in Pippon con un aereoplanino fatto di carta da parati e si mette alla testa di un esercito di orsetti gommosi, che guida la rivolta contro il malvagio monarca Giulio Andreotti. Bellissima le scena girata in una prateria dove, al posto dei fiori, crescono peni.
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