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We did not know how to go at this point, so we stretch the soup with a classic journalistic trick: the opinions of the people. We sent our correspondent Anchises disarray among the people of Lendinara, the city where he resides and Mrs Emanuela Munerati electoral fief. Just
the Parliamentary League, coordinator of the Northern League for Abruzzo and astute commentator of the facts Polesine, yesterday was in Piazza Risorgimento to organize a special round town to defend the city against attacks of killer reptiles. "The protection of Polesine comes before everything - tells us - We must prevent these dinosaurs from another world come to harm local production, at this time of economic crisis.'s Why I asked the Minister Maroni to establish as soon as possible Celoduro, namely the Coordination of Local Authorities for the unique organization of Ronde. "
The gazebo of the Northern League has become the reference point for those who want to serve the community to defend the possible arrival of reptiles killers. We meet in the square and Benito Maurino (pictured), already bearing the traditional green uniform makes them recognizable and threatening to anyone who intends to harm the security of citizens. "broke them into four, let's see us - Benito says - I enlisted to put a stop to what he thinks to come here and do what they like, zombies, dinosaurs, zigagni blacks and others. I'm not racist, but if one of them is here in my home I make him understand at once with his stick out in my house do not steal, do not commit crimes but they work honestly. "
Maurino dreams of entering the private guard of Senatùr and says he is ready to give his life for his leader." Do not believe me? Do not believe me? "Yells at us (in an incomprehensible language, which we have to translate Benito), and challenges us to shoot him in the chest with a spear by divers to show who is not afraid of anything.
Later, while carrying Maurino now lifeless to the emergency room of Rovigo, the internal organs strung one after the other like pieces of meat on a skewer, we continue our increasingly lazy reportage among the merchants of the center. "The mayor does he? - Thunders Germana, a fat guy who runs a clothing store for papier-mache dolls - We hold up the economy, pay taxes, work, and we are silent, but here the situation is critical: people are afraid to leave home. "Incalza Mr. Ghaffar (its strange name registry office would be a mistake, he says), manufacturer of orthopedic insoles: "Here you do not live like a calmer time. Immigrants, young people rude, shameless women, it can not be more. And then how to go around saying that dinosaurs will eat us all, business was down 76%, we are ruined! You also should avoid the world of information to scaremongering. "Sensitive
A blog like ours could not take the invitation of Mr. Ghaffar, and then reassure all the Pula and the planet earth, many dinosaurs were herbivores and it is not said that reptiles and zombizzati revived by aliens will eat us all. Some forecasts say it will reduce much of the world's population, but this could be good or bad, who knows.