Wednesday, February 23, 2011

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Rovigo attacked by dinosaurs! The

prepare for the worst the Rovigo, after the violent battle at the gates of St. Pius X in a battalion of dinosaurs and zombies the irregular militia of Colonel purrr, Miao alien cat on the planet, which has taken the task of defending the capital Pula, waiting for the party secretaries who decide to entrust the command of the operations officers.
Alongside purrr has deployed a dozen giant chickens, born a couple of years ago and grew Occhiobello all'Eurovo of the principles of Marxism-Leninism. At the Chicken Front joined the Marxist-Leninist Robot Hammerer, who put the devastating power of their hammers to serve the cause of liberation of humanity. Always companions freed the chickens have iguanodons giants, the result of genetic experiments of the Province, the cages dell'Eurovo, because they could be used as mounts by the soldiers of the planet Miao.

epic battle involving a number of Rovigo, armed with what was at hand. The people of San Pio, baffled, have migrated to the city center in search of refuge. A hundred, led by Councillor Chris Pavarin, joined the resistance, building rudimentary armor and motorcycle helmets with foam and brandishing guns, crossbows, knives, kitchenware baseball bats, golf clubs, pipes and pieces of all sorts of improper weapon. "They are for non-violent resistance - said the councilor for Peace, Joanna Pineda, interviewed on the location of the operations - the Coordination of Women With Free Dinosaurs against zombies, we decided to implement a symbolic repel the enemy by throwing him eight hundred tons orange metalmeccaniche acquistate questa settimana. Hasta la victoria siempre!"


Sconcertato per i fatti di San Pio il primo cittadino, Fausto Merchiori: "Quella di Giovanna va intesa come iniziativa individuale, per nulla attinente con quanto deciso da questa giunta, che tuttavia deve perfezionare alcuni passaggi burocratici prima di emanare le necessarie disposizioni a tutela della città". L'assessore alla sicurezza, Nadia Romeo, ha annunciato una causa contro Pat Pending, inventore del martellatore: "E' inammissibile che un robot commissionato dal Comune per occuparsi dell'ordine pubblico se ne vada in giro dove gli pare e perfino alleandosi con quelli che una volta erano i nemici della nostra comunità, gli iguanodonti".
In the evening the army of the living dead prehistoric has finally been dismissed over the city limits, after hours of clashes. "I thank the many comrades who gave their lives against the enemies of humanity instigated by the evil alien Sybok - purrr declares at the end of the fighting - will resist to the last, but I fear that courage is not enough. For each of us that falls There are dozens of reptiles killers who emerge from nowhere. Only a miracle or the intervention of a great hero can save us! "

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